by Kensal Scream
At long last! Another salvo from Kensal Scream with its caustic humour for the masses!
Everyone’s a f*****g DJ – you can’t throw a stone in West London without hitting a DJ! When you meet them down the pub its hi what do you do? I’m a Property Developer but actually I’m a DJ. Oh me? I’m a Chef but believe it or not, actually I’m a DJ. You’ll never guess to look at me, I’m a Builder but actually if you really want to know I’m a DJ…Arghhhhhh!